Autobioloquy

by Nicola

If you marry a linguist , just choose a philologist:
I married a linguist but got a philoloquist.
You’d call her loquacious? I’d call her omniloquist.
Clickety-clackety, what a capacity,
Illogicalilty matching loquacity!
She’ll go it alone, self sufficing soliloquist,
When there’s folks or myself- she’s, well, still a soliloquist.
No let-up at night-time, right next a somniloquist.
I get it from all sides: sure she’s a ventriloquist
Death doesn’t stand a chance:
I guess she’ll deliver her own funeral oration,
Eloquent autobioloquist.