Classic Poem

The Elephant and the Flea

Way down South where bananas grow
A flea stepped on an elephant's toe,
The elephant cried with tears in his eyes,
" Why don't you pick on a feller your size? "

Chorus
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy,
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Giddy and gaddy the whole day through,
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

The horse and the flea and the three blind mice
Sat on a curbstone shooting dice.
The horse he slipped and fell on the flea,
" Whoops " said the flea,
" That's a horse on me! " English