Classic Poem

A mountain's giddy height I sought,
Because I could not find
Sufficient vague and mighty thought
To fill my mighty mind;
And as I wandered ill at case,
There chanced upon my sight
A native of Silurian seas,
An ancient Trilobite.

So calm, so peacefully he lay,
I watched him even with tears:
I thought of Monads far away
In the forgotten years.
How wonderful it seemed and right,
The providential plan,
That he should be a Trilobite,
And I should be a Man!

And then, quite natural and free
Out of his rocky bed,
That Trilobite he spoke to me,
And this is what he said:
" I don't know how the thing was done,
Although I cannot doubt it;
But Huxley — he if anyone
Can tell you all about it;

" How all your faiths are ghosts and dreams,
How in the silent sea
Your ancestors were Monotremes —
Whatever these may be;
How you evolved your shining lights
Of wisdom and perfection
From Jelly-fish and Trilobites
By Natural Selection.

" You've Kant to make your brains go round,
Hegel you have to clear them,
You've Mr. Browning to confound,
And Mr. Punch to cheer them!
The native of an alien land
You call a man and brother,
And greet with hymn-book in one hand
And pistol in the other!

" You've Politics to make you fight
As if you were possessed:
You've cannon and you've dynamite
To give the nations rest:
The side that makes the loudest din
Is surest to be right,
And oh, a pretty fix you're in!"
Remarked the Trilobite.

" But gentle, stupid, free from woe
I lived among my nation,
I didn't care — I didn't know
That I was a Crustacean.
I didn't grumble, didn't steal,
I never rhyme:
Salt water was my frugal meal,
And carbonate of lime."

Reluctantly I turned away,
No other word he said;
An ancient Trilobite, he lay
Within his rocky bed.
I did not answer him, for that
Would have annoyed my pride:
I merely bowed, and raised my hat,
But in my heart I cried: —

" I wish our brains were not so good,
I wish our skulls were thicker,
I wish that Evolution could
Have stopped a little quicker;
For oh, it was a happy plight,
Of liberty and ease,
To be a simple Trilobite
In the Silurian seas!"