At the Duck Convention
At the duck convention
a resolution was proposed
and carried with near
unanimous support
to outlaw decoys,
those quisling quackers,
web-foot weasels
siren-singing death-dealing
traitors to the flocks,
near unani-
mous, I say;
there were a few votes nay,
but when challenged,
the offending delegates,
those disgraceful dissenters,
spoke not,
but floated aimlessly
in garish splendor,
in all,
a rather wooden response.