Notes For Next Week's Sermon

by DavidKM

Notes For Next Week's Sermon

1. Don't mention the Goat.
2. Use the water in the green pitcher to anoint the faces.
3. The red pitcher is for cleaning stains off the altar.
4. The litany of Yug is undefined.
5. The offering this time is for restoring the Hall of Mirrors.
6. Call for volunteers for the Consecration of the Hall.
7. Buy tarps. Big ones.
8. Really don't say anything about the Goat!!!


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