Classic Poem

The boys are comin' to town! — Whoop la!
What does the marshal do?
He's gone and hid, that's what he did,
Fer he knows a thing or two.
Fer he knows a thing or two, — Yip, yip!
Fer he knows a thing or two.

The boys are comin' to town! — Ker bang!
What does the dogs all do?
They hits the trail with a canine wail,
Fer they know a thing or two.
Fer they know a thing or two, — Ki yi!
Fer they know a thing or two.

The boys are comin' to town! — Oh, my!
What does the old town do?
She goes to bed while they paint her red,
Fer she knows a thing or two.
Fer she knows a thing or two, — Wow, wow!
Fer she knows a thing or two.