Classic Poem

(with Marty Bloom)

Oh me, oh my, oh you!
I don't know what to do!
Hallelujah!
The question is peculiar.
It's got me on the go,
I'd give a lot of dough,
If someone here would tell me
Is it " yes " or is it " no " ?

Does the Spearmint lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
If you chew it in the morning will it be too hard to bite?
Can't you see I'm going crazy, won't somebody put me right?
Does the Spearmint lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

The nation rose as one,
And sent its fav'rite son,
To the White House,
This mighty country's lighthouse.
He saw the President,
He said that, " I've been sent,
To solve the burning question
That involves the continent. "

Does the Spearmint lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
If you pull it out like rubber will it snap right back and bite?
If you paste it on the left side, will you find it on the right?
Does the Spearmint lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

Here comes the blushing bride,
The " boob " right at her side,
To the altar
As steady as Gibraltar.
The bridegroom has the ring,
It's such a pretty thing,
He puts it on her finger
And the choir begins to sing:

Does the Spearmint lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
Would you use it on your collar when your button's not in sight?
Put your hand beneath your seat and you will find it there all right.
Does the Spearmint lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?