Classic Poem

Never believe that We oppose reform.
The “Boxers” put us in a false position.
We merely bowed before the recent storm,
But so would any prudent politician.
The Emperor is anxious to recall
The councillors by whom reforms were mooted.
Unfortunately very nearly all
Those gentlemen have since been executed!

Should you induce the Empress to retire—
Between ourselves, she is a perfect ogress—
His Majesty would show a keen desire
To tread once more the primrose path of progress.
'Tis she alone prevents the carrying out
Of those reforms to which his heart is wedded,
And Kwang and Chung would help him, there's no doubt—
But they, unluckily, have been beheaded!

We will maintain, as long as we have breath,
He'd rally the Reformers to his banner,
Had they not, most of them, been put to death
In some uncomfortable Chinese manner.
Aided by these he would establish peace,
Redressing all the grievances you mention.
Unhappily their premature decease
Compels him to abandon the intention!