Classic Poem

(O have you seen my Tuck? my bonny bonny Tuck!
(O have you seen my Tuck? my darling and my dear!
(He carries of his paunch like a ship about to launch,
(Bis) With his body-guard of Bass's bitter beer!
(Chorus) He carries etc.
Tupperian Chorus. He carries a million times etc.

O I have seen your Tuck! your bonny bonny Tuck!
O I have seen your Tuck! your darling and your dear!
He followed of his paunch like a mighty avalanche,
(Bis) With his body-guard of Bass's bitter beer!

Little Martin Tupper
Sang for his supper
In such pretty verses,
Praised the Northern Lass,
Deep from Tuck the curses
Came from Beer of Bass.