Classic Poem

Can goldin Titan shyning bright at morne,
For light of torches, cast a gritter shau?
Can thunder reird the higher for a horne?
Craks cannouns louder thoght a cok suld crau?
Can our waik breathis help Boreas to blau?
Can candle lou give fyr a griter heet?
Can whytest swanis more whyter mak the snau?
Can virgins teirs augment the winters weet?
Helps pyping Pan Apollo's musik sweet?
Can fontans smal the ocean sea incres?
No: they augment the griter not a wheet,
Bot they thaim selfis appeair to grou the les:
So, peirles Prince! thy cunning maks thee knoune:
Ours helps not thyn; we steinyie bot our aune.