Classic Poem

Vyld venymous vipper, wanthreivinest of thingis,
Half ane elph, half ane aip, of nature denyit,
Thow flyttis and thow freittis, thou fartis and thow flingis;
Bot this bargane, unbeist, deir sall thow b u y it.
" The kuif is weill wairit that twa home bringis, "
This proverb, peild pellet, to the e is applyit:
Spruug speidder of spyt thow spewis furth springis;
Wanschaippin wowbat of the weirdis invyit,
I can schaw how, whair and what begate the;
Whilk wes nather man nor wyf,
Nor humane creature on lyf;
Fals stinkand steirar up of stryf,
Hurkland howlat, have at thee!