VERSE

I beheld her and was conquered at the start,
And placed her on a pedestal apart.
I planned the little hideaway
That we would share some day.
When I met her I unfolded all my dream,
And told her how she'd fit into my scheme
Of what bliss is.
Then the blow came,
When she gave her name as
" Missus. "

REFRAIN 1

I guess I'll have to change my plan,
I should have realized there'd be another man!
I overlooked that point completely
Until the big affair began.
Before I knew where I was at
I found myself upon the shelf, and that was that.
I tried to reach the moon, but when I got there,
All that I could get was the air.
My feet are back upon the ground,
I've lost the one girl I found.

REFRAIN 2

I guess I'll have to change my plan,
I should have realized there'd be another man!
Why did I buy those blue pajamas
Before the big affair began?
My boiling point is much too low
For me to try to be a fly Lothario!
I think I'll crawl right back and into my shell,
Dwelling in my personal Hell.
I'll have to change my plan around,
I've lost the one girl I found.