Messy Nonsense

The house is a hoplenoff
Toys lay all over in a bling-blag pattern

Children arguing, in an insult tennis match

You odious feezlehutler! Flings a child
Not I, you horrid dnwangler!
Tosses back his older sibling

Flies zoom around moldy grumpnash
Clothes lay on the couch in piles higher than Mount Isop

To mother's dismay,
the baby is shrieking louder than a lobvater on fire
While the dog howls about not being let out

Overall, it's shaping up to be a great day