My Charity
I am a very generous person.
It brings me joy to give charity
but I do not give when it will
do no good.
I do not give to
white people because
they are the privileged
of this nation and they
do not need my charity.
I do not give to women
because they clamor so
much for employment
that they ought to be
earning money for
themselves by now.
I do not give to black
people because they
will only use my charity
to by cigarettes and drugs.
I do not give to men because
they ought to be providing
for themselves and for their
families.
I do not give to homeless
people because there are
programs in the government
that provide for them.
I do not give to preachers
because they may
squander my charity and
I would never know it.
I do not give to the
government because
it taxes me enough
already.
I do not give to
international aid
because other countries
ought to look after
themselves.
I do not give to the poor
because that will only
discourage them from
seeking employment.
I do not give to
immigrants because they
are stealing our jobs.
But to those who are in
need of help I am a
fountain of benevolence.
Anyone who lacks can
come to me and I will
shower them endlessly
with my charity.