short change

i only wanted her for sex
maddening mind-numbing sex
but she was too cool and too clever
she said 
if you buy me a gold necklace
with the matching earring
my mind.body and soul
i will place in your hands

afer weighing the pros and cons
i took her to the jewely store
and got her everything she wanted
but when we got back to my room
instead of crazy mad love
she told me she had played me for a fool.