A Well-Seasoned Vehicle

by DavidKM

A Well-Seasoned Vehicle

So, my partner’s been hinting
That I need to upgrade my ride,
It was nice when we met, he says
But I haven’t taken care of it
Like I should.

I don’t know.

I need a new humerus, for sure
(Wrecking the hog was no joke),
A refurbished clavicle
(I know I shouldn't drink and dive),
And one of those new high-tech livers,
Rated safe with all kinds of concoctions,
No matter what species invented them.
But you know, I still turn heads
(Just last week I caused a cyclist to veer into a pond),
So I think the chassis is good for a few more miles,
And I see no need to trade it in just yet!


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