World of Trouble
World of Trouble
We are in a world of trouble.
Everyone is out to get us.
All of them.
All the time.
They're inside our food.
French bread.
English tea.
Swiss cheese.
Greek olives.
Canadian bacon.
Belgian waffles.
Hungarian goulash.
Swedish meatballs.
Irish stew.
Tandoori chicken.
Norwegian sardines.
Polish sausage.
Russian vodka.
Irish whiskey.
Scotch.
Hummus.
Sushi.
Danish.
Samoas.
(Girl Scouts are spies).
Outback Steakhouse.
People.
We are in a world of trouble.
Italian shoes.
Dutch ovens.
Mediterranean fruit flies.
Africanized bees.
Peruvian marching powder.
Rhodesian ridgebacks.
Arabian horses.
Mexican hat dance.
Chinese checkers.
Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.
Red Square.
The Arctic Circle.
The Antarctic Circle.
The Bermuda Triangle.
People, people.
We are in a world of trouble.
Jim Babwe