One to Nothing
The bibulous eagle behind me at the ball game:
" Shucks a'mighty! " coming through the rye
And Seven-Up, " I didn't mean to kick you, lady.
When you go to the Eagles' convention, you just go ! "
Then he needles the batter from Sacramento:
" Too much ego! " he yells. " The old ego curse,
That'll hex him. The old ego never fails.
See? " he says to his phlegmatic friend,
" The bastard fanned! " And " Shucks a'mighty! "
Says again, an American from an English novel,
Named Horace or Homer, a strange colonial bird,
" Shucks a'mighty! " coming through the rye
And Seven-Up, " I didn't mean to kick you, lady.
When you go to the Eagles' convention, you just go ! "
Then he needles the batter from Sacramento:
" Too much ego! " he yells. " The old ego curse,
That'll hex him. The old ego never fails.
See? " he says to his phlegmatic friend,
" The bastard fanned! " And " Shucks a'mighty! "
Says again, an American from an English novel,
Named Horace or Homer, a strange colonial bird,