At Dublin's high feast sat Primate and Dean,
Both dressed like divines, with band and face clean.
Quoth Hugh of Armagh, 'The mob is grown bold.'
'Aye, aye,' quoth the Dean, 'the cause is old gold.'
'No, no,' quoth the Primate, 'if causes we sift,
This mischief arises from witty Dean Swift.'
The smart one replied, 'There's no wit in the case;
And nothing of that ever troubled your Grace.
Though with your state-sieve your own notions you split,
A Boulter by name is no bolter of wit.
It's matter of weight, and a mere money-job;