New-invented Plan, A: To Raise Money with the Dead
To raise Money with the Dead.
I.
'Tis no uncommon Thing, we know.
To move the Living-Race;
But by an Art, divinely rare !
The Dead must now give Place.
II.
Right Master T** L * R , root 'em up,
One Hole will well suffice;
What! single Graves for mould'ring Clay!
Parsons are now Ground wise.
III.
We want more Room, the Church's too small —
This our Whisler 's Plea;
But entre noas his dirty Soul,
Grasps at fresh Burial Fee.
IV.
Shame to such sacrilegious Acts!
I.
'Tis no uncommon Thing, we know.
To move the Living-Race;
But by an Art, divinely rare !
The Dead must now give Place.
II.
Right Master T** L * R , root 'em up,
One Hole will well suffice;
What! single Graves for mould'ring Clay!
Parsons are now Ground wise.
III.
We want more Room, the Church's too small —
This our Whisler 's Plea;
But entre noas his dirty Soul,
Grasps at fresh Burial Fee.
IV.
Shame to such sacrilegious Acts!