The Wild Boar's Defence
A boar who had enjoy'd a happy reign
For many a year, and fed on many a man,
Call'd to account, soft'ning his savage eyes,
Thus, suppliant, pleads his cause before he dies.
" For what am I condemn'd? My crime's no more
" To eat a man than yours to eat a Boar.
" We seek not you, but take what chance provides,
" Nature and mere necessity our guides.
" You murder us in sport, the dish us up
" For drunken seasts, a relish for the cup.
" We lengthen not our meals; but you must feast,
" Gorge till your bellies burst — Pray, who's the beast?
For many a year, and fed on many a man,
Call'd to account, soft'ning his savage eyes,
Thus, suppliant, pleads his cause before he dies.
" For what am I condemn'd? My crime's no more
" To eat a man than yours to eat a Boar.
" We seek not you, but take what chance provides,
" Nature and mere necessity our guides.
" You murder us in sport, the dish us up
" For drunken seasts, a relish for the cup.
" We lengthen not our meals; but you must feast,
" Gorge till your bellies burst — Pray, who's the beast?