Grandmama
When Grandmama was seventeen
And Queen Victoria was queen,
She wore a gown of bombazine
And was a famous beauty;
She married Grandpapa (although
She much preferred another beau
Who played upon the piccolo)
Because it was her duty
And not, you may be sure, becos
She knew how very rich he was.
They spent a perfect honeymoon
At Como in the month of June;
While Grandpa played on his bassoon
Some airs that he'd invented,
She listened with her cheeks aglow,
And shortly (in a day or so)
Forgot her jilted piccolo
And Queen Victoria was queen,
She wore a gown of bombazine
And was a famous beauty;
She married Grandpapa (although
She much preferred another beau
Who played upon the piccolo)
Because it was her duty
And not, you may be sure, becos
She knew how very rich he was.
They spent a perfect honeymoon
At Como in the month of June;
While Grandpa played on his bassoon
Some airs that he'd invented,
She listened with her cheeks aglow,
And shortly (in a day or so)
Forgot her jilted piccolo