The New Profession
My scatterbrained nephew gave such an impression
Of being inept and half-witted,
He never was able to find a profession
For which he was properly fitted.
He's failed seven times for the Army, so far,
And his tutor, in language emphatic,
Declares that he hasn't the brains for the Bar
Nor the nous for the Corps Diplomatic.
This morning, however, my witless relation
Discovered at last a becoming vocation.
The work, so he tells me, is easy and pleasant,
The hours are too short to be wearing,
Of being inept and half-witted,
He never was able to find a profession
For which he was properly fitted.
He's failed seven times for the Army, so far,
And his tutor, in language emphatic,
Declares that he hasn't the brains for the Bar
Nor the nous for the Corps Diplomatic.
This morning, however, my witless relation
Discovered at last a becoming vocation.
The work, so he tells me, is easy and pleasant,
The hours are too short to be wearing,
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