Something for My Russian Friends

Le Violon d'Ingres de Sikine

Our perverse old Vladimir
Was stroking a butterfly's femur.
" I prefer this " he said,
" To a lady in bed,
Or even a velvet-eyed lemur. "

Fun in the Balkans

An intrepid young girl in Rumania
Enjoyed a unique
When her boy-friend De Couille
's extensible —
Transplanted her clear to Albania.

An Incident of the Occupation

Sacher-Masoch, that Austrian botch,
When a Red soldier asked for his watch,
Said in faltering Russian
And girlishly blushin',
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