Sweaty hats off 
to The "Father"

of Air Conditioning:
Willis Carrier recognized 

as the inventor of modern air conditioning, 
though creature comfort would chill lovely bones
of residences domains approximately
three quarters of a century later
who developed the first commercial system in 1902
more on that nugget of fact a bit later.

Though the first day of summer
more'n a month away,
martyrdom got chucked aside for cold comfort
as the temperature rose 
into the mid/high eighty degrees Fahrenheit,
though local meteorologists promised 
the morrow would be cooler
a respite of ten degrees
else they don't get my vote next year.

How heavenly the climate controlled apartment
unit b44 felt and damn the torpedoes
(originated from a quote
attributed to Admiral David Farragut
during the Battle of Mobile Bay
in the American Civil War)
about being the poster child for Peco.

Sensitivity to global warming
increased intolerance against
hazy hot and humid weather
adversely affecting me
the older I get,
thus body electric of mine
caving into temptation
to set the digital dial
at a brisk sixty five degrees
quickly delivering relief
amenable to me a married
nonestablishmentarian, sexagenarian,
and Unitarian baby boomer,
who readily attests to being
a human who doubles up
as a bipedal hominid creature,
who relishes drinking
in the cool purified respite.

As a bouncing baby, introspective boy,
pensive prepubescent, tumultuous teen
and emerging adult,
I grew up in the shadow of “Glen Elm”
the purported summer home
of one Mister Leiper,
(maybe an unsuspecting reader
linkedin to his genealogical family tree,
which tidbit would appease
the curiosity of yours truly)
built during the early nineteen hundreds
and lacked air conditioning
namely because such amenity
(grouped among HVAC) 
did not get incorporated into dwellings
but became common in American homes 
during the nineteen sixties 
and nineteen seventies 
with widespread adoption 
accelerating rapidly in the 1970s and 1980s
for the few and far between
early window units appeared 
in the 1930s, they were luxury items; 
affordability for the average homeowner 
arrived in the 1950s, 
but central air did not dominate 
until decades later
no matter modern air conditioning
got invented in 1902 by Willis Carrier,
who developed a system
to control temperature and humidity
at a printing plant in Brooklyn, New York.

The childhood home
at 324 Level Road,
Collegeville, Pennsylvania
additionally lacked proper insulation,
and a furnace in the basement
piped heat throughout the house
from a storage tank to the burner
using a fuel pump,
a typical part of the burner assembly,
whereat said pump
draws the oil and pressurizes it
before sending it to the burner nozzle
where it is ignited to generate heat.

Many occasions found mother
turning down the thermostat
to cut costs cause she grew up
dirt poor in Coney Island, New York
and her psyche got indelibly impressed
with scrimping and saving
even at the inconvenience
of myself and siblings;
but years later (after mom passed away)
father purchased a window unit
(perhaps getting a discount
with his General Electric association)
just for the kitchen.

 

I try to abide
by self imposed energy efficient standards
(ever mindful of the first law of thermodynamics
also known as the law of conservation of energy,
states that energy
cannot be created or destroyed,
but it can be transformed
from one form to another)
not just when sequestering myself
within where I reside
(and if negligent,
the wife quickly reminds me
in her screechy voice
of a light left on
or the bathroom door left ajar
if activating the central air
echoing a similar refrain
issuing from well spoken Amazon Alexa
now the primary speaker of the house
even over-riding the ghost of mother),
but also when mapping out a strategy
when driving aiming to conserve fuel
by consolidating going on fool's errands
to minimize where
spinning wheels unnecessarily 
spin round and round frivolously.