Classic Poem

" Reincarnating Pythagoras, say:
How shall the new-shaped Marcus greet his day?"
" Who's he?" " That kidnapper of scoundrel mind,
That late seducer of the male kind,
That " pilfering, perverted paedophile " ,
To borrow Lucilius' lofty style."
" Oh, him. No bull nor hippocamel he;
A dung-beetle shall nasty Marcus be!"