Classic Poem

(H AS Anybody S EEN M Y G IRL? )

VERSE 1

I just saw a maniac,
Maniac, maniac,
Wild and tearing his hair.
Jumping like a jumpin' jack,
Jumpin' jack, jumpin' jack.
Child, you should have been there;
Laughed so loud I thought that I would cave in
When I heard that silly, daffy-dilly ravin':

REFRAIN

" Five foot two, eyes of blue,
But oh! what those five feet could do,
Has anybody seen my girl?
Turned-up nose, turned-down hose,
Flapper? Yes sir!, one of those.
Has anybody seen my girl?
Now if you run into
A five foot two
Covered with fur,
Diamond rings
And all those things,
Betcha' life it isn't her.
But could she love, could she woo?
Could she, could she, could she coo?
Has anybody seen my girl? "

VERSE 2

Love made him a lunatic,
Lunatic, lunatic.
Gee! he hollered and cried
Like a monkey on a stick,
On a stick, on a stick;
He was fit to be tied.
When we asked him for his wife's description,
He just answered all of us with this conniption:

REPEAT REFRAIN