Iambic pentameter doth not constitute traditional
standard genre for a debtor, 
I see no reason with rhyme

why non-conformist modus operandi
cannot serve mode 
to communicate pursuit
as computer repair technician 
and letterman go getter,
which honest to goodness confession
hopefully affects against 
other respondents at least a bit better.

This pure breed mud half blood muggle prince
bona fide seeker for challenging income

does reckon following poetic way
not necessarily follows formalities

to reply as most would readily say,
yet why adhere to conformity,

whereby paradigm frowns 
on creatively healthy hoo ray,

which atypical modus operandi
to reply positive job I pray

even if outcome offering 
interest turns out to be nay
perhaps because mien hometown
since these words written

about tree doze zen 
leafy miles northWest

of Philadelphia frito band eat toe lay.

LivingSocial within southeastern 
Montgomery County, Pennsylvania
the general domain since birth
resume may (quite slim 
as jail grub gruel) show dearth
yet hie decided to resort 
with verse a tile tactic

induce sing byte size mirth
of requisite (sought after) technical expertise,
I do possess the attributes well worth.

If you might allow me to boast
blithely use iambic pentameter to coast
maybe opportunity to eradicate

re: exorcise binary elusive ghost
offer bytes of helpful 
information from pc host
with brio and confidence, I respond to post.

So...without further ado I will slightly brag
to tell ability conduct ding to understand DOS
no longer necessary 
to abort, cancel, and restart 
mission to program one's way thru virtual crag
manage common passé system utilities
(back in the day, 
when technology cradled 
analogous to baby during their infancy)

such as scan-disk and defrag
installed, resolved dsl issues, performed

scan-disk and troubleshooting glitches
viz yule eyes basic 
removal of DOS files, installation

and/or removal of hardware

likewise uninstalling software, 
running registry sweeps
in an attempt to remove bugs and errors
cause zing machine to cough and gag,
which invariably abends 
processes as downloading,

sending, uploading, et cetera to lag

gently goading an overloaded old nag,

who if an aged horse 
versus actual human,

would warrant sweat 
wicked off brow with rag
and if chance smiles 
on further consideration

like happy pup his/her tail will wag.

Oh...and by the way
(gnome hatter a no...no 
and taboo topic de jure),
I would accept a starting
and/or negotiable salary as starting wage
in an effort to support self proclaimed sage,
whose role can double up 
as court jester, joker, or page
hopeful poetic synopsis 
offers favorable gauge
in tandem enriching fount 
of knowledge (initially 
courtesy COMPAQ PRESARIO) 
as revolutionary in 1999 as yours truly
more valuable than 
fine spun gold at advanced age.

Y'all might think 
this reply balderdash and rot
which may matter bo diddly squat
no matter I herald 
from royalty with salient strengths
as being a prestigious scott
butta ma sta harris

does not smoke booze, 
nor drink from a chamber pot

and student of establishment he is not
one to boast about knick knack 
paddy whack…to craft a bon mot,
yet moxie by maxima 
proxy this poet doth got
might elicit salient characteristics 
similar to a humanoid bot
and, oh by the way, 
I lived in Montgomery County, Pennsylvania

some year’s quite a-lot.

As subtle obvious from the above burst

this non quit ting chap doth tick and cursed

with avidity, cupidity, electricity durst

to flout conformity, and will when a Hearst

coffin dost bear me away, 
lest cremation mine ashes get dis pursed

aspiring to dill liver 
poetic mediocrity fur better or wurst.