Limbo

I am a poor lad and my fortune is bad,
And if ever I get rich 'tis a wonder.
I've spent all my money on girls and strong beer,
And what riches I had are all plundered.
Field after field to market I sent,
Till my land was all gone and my money all spent.
My heart was so hard that I never would repent,
And 'twas that that brought me to Limbo.

Once I could run whilst other did lie,
And strut like a crow in the gutter;
The people all said that saw me pass by,
‘There goes Mr Fop in a flutter.’
To the top and top-gallant I hoisted my sails,
With a fine, fringy cravat and a wig with three tails;
And now I am ready to gnaw my own nails
And drink the cold water of Limbo.

I had an old uncle lived down in the west,
And he heard of my sad disaster.
Poor soul, after that he could never take no rest,
For his troubles came faster and faster.
He came to the gaol to view my sad case,
And as soon as I saw him I knew his old face;
I stood gazing on him like one in amaze:
I wished myself safe out of Limbo.

‘Jack, if I should set you once more on your legs,
And put you in credit and fashion,
Oh will you leave off those old rakish ways,
And try for to govern your passion?’
‘Yes, Uncle,’ says I, ‘if you will set me free,
I surely will always be ruled by thee;
And I'll labour my bones for the good of my soul
And I'll pay them for laying me in Limbo.’

He pulled out his purse with three thousand pounds,
And he counted it out in bright guineas;
And when I was free from the prison gates
I went to see Peggy and Jeannie.
In my old ragged clothes they knew nought of my gold,
They turned me all out in the wet and the cold.
You'd a-laughed for to hear how those hussies did scold,
How they jawed me for laying in Limbo.

I'd only been there a very short time
Before my pockets they then fell to picking.
I banged them as long as my cane I could hold,
Until they fell coughing and kicking.
The one bawled out ‘Murder’, the other did scold;
I banged them as long as my cane I could hold,
I banged their old bodies for the good of their souls,
And I paid them for laying me in Limbo.
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