After our resident specter moved in at Halloween last year, his bumping around and mischievous ways caused no fear, in fact, his attempts at haunting us is a scream, we just lay in bed, drift off and dream, one morning, I told him to go out and get a job, no lollygagging about, being a spectral slob, now he wears a tie, and commutes with other ghosts, he is quite a gent now, but he sure boasts, it's all well and good, heaven sent, as our roommate spook pays me rent.