Classic Poem

If you want to find the sergeant,
I know where he is, I know where he is;
If you want to find the sergeant,
I know where he is:
He's lying on the canteen floor.
I've seen him, I've seen him,
Lying on the canteen floor.
I've seen him,
Lying on the canteen floor.

If you want to find the quarter-bloke,
I know where he is, I know where he is;
If you want to find the quarter-bloke,
I know where he is:
He's miles and miles behind the line.
I've seen him, I've seen him,
Miles and miles behind the line.
I've seen him,
Miles and miles behind the line.

If you want to find the sergeant-major,
I know where he is, I know where he is;
If you want to find the sergeant-major,
I know where he is:
He's boozing up the privates' rum.
I've seen him, I've seen him,
Boozing up the privates' rum.
I've seen him,
Boozing up the privates' rum.

If you want to find the CO,
I know where he is, I know where he is;
If you want to find the CO,
I know where he is:
He's down in the deep dugouts.
I've seen him, I've seen him,
Down in the deep dugouts.
I've seen him,
Down in the deep dugouts.

If you want to find the old battalion,
I know where they are, I know where they are;
If you want to find the old battalion,
I know where they are:
They're hanging on the old barbed wire.
I've seen them, I've seen them,
Hanging on the old barbed wire.
I've seen them,
Hanging on the old barbed wire.