Classic Poem

I'm the fellah that tole one day
The tale of the won'erful one-hoss-shay.
Wan' to hear another? Say.
— Funny, was n' it? Made me laugh, —
I'm too modest, I am, by half, —
Made me laugh 's though I sh'd split , —
Cahn' a fellah like fellah's own wit?
— Fellahs keep sayin', — " Well, now that's nice:
Did it once, but cahn' do it twice. " —
Don' you b'lieve the' 'z no more fat;
Lots in the kitch'n 'z good 'z that.
Fus'-rate throw, 'n' no mistake, —
Han' us the props for another shake; —
Know I 'll try, 'n' guess I 'll win;
Here sh' goes for hit 'm ag'in!