The Rump Serv'd in with a Grand Sallet
To the Tune of the Black-smith .
I.
Petical Muses have fallen heavy as a Mallet ,
Upon the poor Rump for disgusting their Pallet ,
To cure the disrelish take now a Grand Sallet ,
Which no body can deny .
2.
This RUMP is deriv'd by lineal descent,
As the undoubted Heir, and excrement,
Of the yet perpetual Parliament .
Which, &c .
3.
This was such an Idol , as the Zealots did strain
Their Purses and Consciences for to maintain,
Though it prov'd both of Church and Kingdom the bane.
Which, &c .
4.
The tail of the Dragon's not so bad as this Rump ,
Which hath three such Kingdoms worn to the very stump,
And must leave them for the time a confused Lump,
Which, &c .
5.
Our Lawes, Lives, Lands, Liberties, were upon sale,
By this everlasting Rump, Fag-end or tail,
Yea to save our very Souls they refus'd to take bail.
Which, &c .
6.
A Tail which was eaten up almost of the Pox,
That stunk more like Carrion , than ever did Fox ,
Or that which was rosted of late at the stocks.
Which, &c .
7.
A Rump that the People did hate, scorn, and curse,
As a Devil incarnate, or of something that's worse,
Of Schism and Rebellion both Mother and Nurse,
Which, &c .
8.
The Orthodox Clergy was forc'd for to fly,
They were plundred and sequestred without reason why,
But only because they would not comply,
Which, &c .
9.
Then guilty of Popery the Common-prayer-book was damn'd,
And with all kinds of News-books the Churches were cram'd,
Venting lyes, non-sence, blasphemy, and what's not to be nam'd.
Which, &c .
10.
Then the Antient Order of Bishops went down,
Which in the Church Christian was ever of Renown,
The Proverb proves true, No Miter, No Crown ,
Which, &c .
11.
In whose stead we planted Elders and Presbyters ,
Which impowr'd brake Princes and People in fitters,
And with their Classes and Asses them all to besquitters,
Which, &c .
12.
They call'd then a Synod which scarce could agree,
I'th' space of three years whether there be a TRINITY ,
From such pur-pure-blind Levites God bless you and me,
Which, &c .
13.
That Assembly was just like the Members that chose it,
Without Learning and Honesty, all the World knows it,
Fit Jakes-farmers for the Rump , they could twang and nose it,
Which, &c .
14.
They combin'd with the Scots to bring in a Directory ,
Tending neither to our Good , nor yet to Gods Glory ,
'Tis a shame that Tom Fuller should name't in Church story,
Which, &c .
15.
For whereas a Christian should be taught how to pray,
And both rightly to believe, and humbly to obey,
Nor Lords prayer , nor Creed , nor Decalogue have they,
Which, &c .
16.
Then curse ye Meroz , in each Pulpit did thunder ,
To perplex the poor people and keep them in wonder,
Till all the Reins of Government were broken quite asunder,
Which, &c .
17.
Then St. Pauls the Mother-Church of this City and Nation,
Was turn'd to a Stable, O strange Profanation!
Yet this was one of their best fruits of Reformation.
Which, &c .
18.
Of all that is Christian they make no great matter,
So they may but gather they care not who scatter;
Their Tryers would approve none but such as bribe and flatter,
Which, &c .
19.
Instead of an Use of Divine Consolation ,
These Hypocrites publisht a late Exhortation ,
To trepan and beggar this City and Nation ,
Which, &c .
20.
If they be establisht bid England farewell,
And rather than dwell here i'th' Suburbs of Hell,
Choose Turkey , or Tartary , or any where to dwell,
Which, &c .
21.
This form will ne're suit with the English Complection,
Which is free and too Heroick to yield base Subjection,
Or to take from a Pope in each Parish correction,
Which, &c .
22.
Who ever did Lord it like these self-seeking Elves,
Which have forc'd us on covenants, vows, oaths, and other shelves,
That should warn us for the future to look to our selves,
Which, &c .
23.
All sober men know that 'tis a mischievous fate,
A Kingdom to turn into a popular State,
And Episcopy into a Presbyterate ,
Which, &c .
24.
Yet the Parliament set up the pure Members five
Both of Church and Kingdom , the downfall to contrive,
That by the Ruines of our Sion this their Babel might thrive,
Which, &c .
25.
The Presbyters 3. years were long since expir'd,
And yet, as if they had not our patience quite tir'd,
To spur-gall us still afresh they have conspir'd,
Which, &c .
26.
Then why so many Bonfires of late in this City?
Why such ringing of Bells, and rejoycing? 'Tis pity
That ye should be so gull'd by the Rump , that does out wit ye,
Which, &c .
27.
For the House is like Hydra , if one head ye kill,
Another starts up, another full as ill;
So, though one Rump is gone, yet another sits still,
Which, &c .
28.
They have altered the scean, the people to please,
Because in commotions they must them appease,
We have thus chang'd our bed, but not our disease,
Which, &c .
29.
Their shifting and shuffling is but to decoy us,
While Spiders do spin, their Cobwebs annoy us,
If the House ben't swept clean, ere long they'l destroy us,
Which, &c .
30.
If they mean as they talk of a Parliament free ,
How comes it that such Qualifications we see,
That no one known Royalist can chosen be?
Which, &c .
31.
The best things corrupted do ever prove worst,
Then that the next Parliament make amends for the first,
Let's choose no more Zealots , lest in pieces we burst,
Which, &c .
32.
For when as the Schismaticks i'th' House do prevail
Then the head and all the Members are led by the tail ,
So that all parts in doing their duty needs must fail,
Which, &c .
33.
Let the Militia be setled e're you part with your Money,
Else you'l find them gall and wormwood whom you took for honey,
And the Souldiers will insult 'ore as soon as they've undone ye,
Which, &c .
34.
'Tis believed the 3. Generals, Fairfax, Waller , and Brown ,
Are sorry now for what they once helpt to pull down,
And 'tis hopt they'l redeem it by deeds of Renown,
Which, &c .
35.
We are sensible now that there is no one thing
Can full satisfaction to all Interests bring
But onely Charles the second, our known lawfull King ,
Which, &c .
36.
Let's dally no longer, but like Britains let's stand,
For GOD and KING CHARLES , and the Laws of the Land;
Let's up and be doing, let's do't out of hand.
Which no body can deny .
I.
Petical Muses have fallen heavy as a Mallet ,
Upon the poor Rump for disgusting their Pallet ,
To cure the disrelish take now a Grand Sallet ,
Which no body can deny .
2.
This RUMP is deriv'd by lineal descent,
As the undoubted Heir, and excrement,
Of the yet perpetual Parliament .
Which, &c .
3.
This was such an Idol , as the Zealots did strain
Their Purses and Consciences for to maintain,
Though it prov'd both of Church and Kingdom the bane.
Which, &c .
4.
The tail of the Dragon's not so bad as this Rump ,
Which hath three such Kingdoms worn to the very stump,
And must leave them for the time a confused Lump,
Which, &c .
5.
Our Lawes, Lives, Lands, Liberties, were upon sale,
By this everlasting Rump, Fag-end or tail,
Yea to save our very Souls they refus'd to take bail.
Which, &c .
6.
A Tail which was eaten up almost of the Pox,
That stunk more like Carrion , than ever did Fox ,
Or that which was rosted of late at the stocks.
Which, &c .
7.
A Rump that the People did hate, scorn, and curse,
As a Devil incarnate, or of something that's worse,
Of Schism and Rebellion both Mother and Nurse,
Which, &c .
8.
The Orthodox Clergy was forc'd for to fly,
They were plundred and sequestred without reason why,
But only because they would not comply,
Which, &c .
9.
Then guilty of Popery the Common-prayer-book was damn'd,
And with all kinds of News-books the Churches were cram'd,
Venting lyes, non-sence, blasphemy, and what's not to be nam'd.
Which, &c .
10.
Then the Antient Order of Bishops went down,
Which in the Church Christian was ever of Renown,
The Proverb proves true, No Miter, No Crown ,
Which, &c .
11.
In whose stead we planted Elders and Presbyters ,
Which impowr'd brake Princes and People in fitters,
And with their Classes and Asses them all to besquitters,
Which, &c .
12.
They call'd then a Synod which scarce could agree,
I'th' space of three years whether there be a TRINITY ,
From such pur-pure-blind Levites God bless you and me,
Which, &c .
13.
That Assembly was just like the Members that chose it,
Without Learning and Honesty, all the World knows it,
Fit Jakes-farmers for the Rump , they could twang and nose it,
Which, &c .
14.
They combin'd with the Scots to bring in a Directory ,
Tending neither to our Good , nor yet to Gods Glory ,
'Tis a shame that Tom Fuller should name't in Church story,
Which, &c .
15.
For whereas a Christian should be taught how to pray,
And both rightly to believe, and humbly to obey,
Nor Lords prayer , nor Creed , nor Decalogue have they,
Which, &c .
16.
Then curse ye Meroz , in each Pulpit did thunder ,
To perplex the poor people and keep them in wonder,
Till all the Reins of Government were broken quite asunder,
Which, &c .
17.
Then St. Pauls the Mother-Church of this City and Nation,
Was turn'd to a Stable, O strange Profanation!
Yet this was one of their best fruits of Reformation.
Which, &c .
18.
Of all that is Christian they make no great matter,
So they may but gather they care not who scatter;
Their Tryers would approve none but such as bribe and flatter,
Which, &c .
19.
Instead of an Use of Divine Consolation ,
These Hypocrites publisht a late Exhortation ,
To trepan and beggar this City and Nation ,
Which, &c .
20.
If they be establisht bid England farewell,
And rather than dwell here i'th' Suburbs of Hell,
Choose Turkey , or Tartary , or any where to dwell,
Which, &c .
21.
This form will ne're suit with the English Complection,
Which is free and too Heroick to yield base Subjection,
Or to take from a Pope in each Parish correction,
Which, &c .
22.
Who ever did Lord it like these self-seeking Elves,
Which have forc'd us on covenants, vows, oaths, and other shelves,
That should warn us for the future to look to our selves,
Which, &c .
23.
All sober men know that 'tis a mischievous fate,
A Kingdom to turn into a popular State,
And Episcopy into a Presbyterate ,
Which, &c .
24.
Yet the Parliament set up the pure Members five
Both of Church and Kingdom , the downfall to contrive,
That by the Ruines of our Sion this their Babel might thrive,
Which, &c .
25.
The Presbyters 3. years were long since expir'd,
And yet, as if they had not our patience quite tir'd,
To spur-gall us still afresh they have conspir'd,
Which, &c .
26.
Then why so many Bonfires of late in this City?
Why such ringing of Bells, and rejoycing? 'Tis pity
That ye should be so gull'd by the Rump , that does out wit ye,
Which, &c .
27.
For the House is like Hydra , if one head ye kill,
Another starts up, another full as ill;
So, though one Rump is gone, yet another sits still,
Which, &c .
28.
They have altered the scean, the people to please,
Because in commotions they must them appease,
We have thus chang'd our bed, but not our disease,
Which, &c .
29.
Their shifting and shuffling is but to decoy us,
While Spiders do spin, their Cobwebs annoy us,
If the House ben't swept clean, ere long they'l destroy us,
Which, &c .
30.
If they mean as they talk of a Parliament free ,
How comes it that such Qualifications we see,
That no one known Royalist can chosen be?
Which, &c .
31.
The best things corrupted do ever prove worst,
Then that the next Parliament make amends for the first,
Let's choose no more Zealots , lest in pieces we burst,
Which, &c .
32.
For when as the Schismaticks i'th' House do prevail
Then the head and all the Members are led by the tail ,
So that all parts in doing their duty needs must fail,
Which, &c .
33.
Let the Militia be setled e're you part with your Money,
Else you'l find them gall and wormwood whom you took for honey,
And the Souldiers will insult 'ore as soon as they've undone ye,
Which, &c .
34.
'Tis believed the 3. Generals, Fairfax, Waller , and Brown ,
Are sorry now for what they once helpt to pull down,
And 'tis hopt they'l redeem it by deeds of Renown,
Which, &c .
35.
We are sensible now that there is no one thing
Can full satisfaction to all Interests bring
But onely Charles the second, our known lawfull King ,
Which, &c .
36.
Let's dally no longer, but like Britains let's stand,
For GOD and KING CHARLES , and the Laws of the Land;
Let's up and be doing, let's do't out of hand.
Which no body can deny .
Translation:
Language:
Reviews
No reviews yet.