Classic Poem

A sea-gull met an ea-gull
In an ea-gloo way up North.
The sea-gull eyed the ea-gull
And the following words came forth:
" I'm a sea-gull, you're an ea-gull,
You are re-gull, like a king,
You are royal like Standard Oyal,
So how about a royal fling?
I'm a sea-gull, you're an ea-gull,
It's ille-gull, but sublime.
I'm a she-gull without a he-gull,
So why are we wasting time? "
Said the sea-gull to the ea-gull:
" My feathers you can see.
A duck has down, but I got no down,
You can never get down off me.
If the wee gull is half an ea-gull
Don't imagine that I will fret,
Once I had one by a bea-gull
And I haven't stopped laughing yet. "
Said the ea-gull to the sea-gull
As he doffed his re-gull crown:
You're a bad bird, you're a bad, bad bird,
But you're the only bird in town.