Silhouette of a Husband

Ladies classify husbands
Into two classes:
Those who are “attentive,”
And those who are not.
I fear I am of the latter,
For I never can remember
My home telephone number.
But my friend Chang Jo
Always knows his home number.
He calls up so often to say
“My dear,
I will not be home to dinner this evening.”
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