Classic Poem

'T IS like a hat without a head,
'Tis like a house without a shed,
'Tis like a gun without a lock,
'Tis like a swain without a flock,
'Tis like a town without a school,
'Tis like a King without a fool,
'Tis like a dog without a tail,
'Tis like a barn without a flail,
'Tis like a goose without a spit,
'Tis like a brain without a wit,
'Tis like a cap without a border,
'Tis like a bill without an order,
'Tis like a shop without a clerk,
'Tis like a flint without a spark,
'Tis like a knave without a place,
'Tis like a knife without a case,
'Tis like a lawyer without Latin,
'Tis like a meeting without G——
In short, at once to stop my mouthing,
'Tis like—what is it like?—like NOTHING .