Author Christopher Darlington Morley Just as the beheading was all ready to begin, " What was your offence? " they asked the ancient mandarin. The mandarin smiled grimly, as on his knees he sank " My offence? " he whispered: " Ah, my offence is ā rank. " Tags Short Poems Rate this poem Select ratingGive it 1/5Give it 2/5Give it 3/5Give it 4/5Give it 5/5 No votes yet Rate Log in or register to post comments