Tout pour la Tripe

Come take my advice, never trouble your cranium,
When " civil advantages " are to be gained,
What god or what goddess may help to obtain you 'em,
Hindoo or Chinese, so they 're only obtained.

In this world (let me hint in your organ auricular)
All the good things to good hypocrites fall;
And he who in swallowing creeds is particular,
Soon will have nothing to swallow at all.

Oh place me where Fo (or, as some call him, Fot )
Is the god from whom " civil advantages " flow,
And you'll find, if there's anything snug to be got,
I shall soon be on excellent terms with old Fo .

Or were I where Vishnu , that fourhanded god,
Is the quadruple giver of pensions and places,
I own I should feel it unchristian and odd
Not to find myself also in Vishnu's good graces.

For among all the gods that humanely attend
To our wants in this planet, the gods to my wishes
Are those that, like Vishnu and others, descend
In the form so attractive, of loaves and of fishes!

So take my advice — for if even the devil
Should tempt men again as an idol to try him,
'T were best for us Tories even then to be civil,
As nobody doubts we should get something by him.
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