Classic Poem

Good Sir, or Madam, pray come in, —
No doubt you'll find a vacant seat.
Our " plot," maybe, is somewhat thin, —
We hope at least the " parts" complete.

Of themes sublime we seldom treat, —
Be warned of that ere we begin.
Good Sir, or Madam, pray come in, —
No doubt you'll find a vacant seat.

Here is the Bill. You see we spin
But trifles. Still, a slight conceit
May prove the pin to prick a sin, —
The balm to make a virtue sweet.
Good Sir, or Madam, pray come in, —
No doubt you'll find a vacant seat.