Classic Poem

Little Georgie Tompers, he
Printed some fine cards for me;
But his press had " J " for James —
By no means the choice of names. —

Yet it's proper, none the less,
That his little printing-press
Should be taught that James for " J "
Always is the better way.

For, if left to its own whim,
Next time it might call me " Jim, " —
Then T he C ultured P ress would be
Shocked at such a liberty.

Therefore, little presses all
Should be trained, while they are small,
To develop taste in these
Truths that shape our destinies.