Here is a rarity
Brings no premium:
A Neo-Stoic
Agro-Bohemian.

One-third insomnia
One-third art
One-third The Man
With the Cardiac Heart.

When I itch
It's not from fleas,
But from a bad case
Of Burke's Disease.

What then in sum
Bedevils me?
I'm flunking my Required Course
In Advanced Burkology.