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Happy sixty fourth orbitz to designate your birth,

which as a little girl, you might remember
mother of ours delivered the most fun on Earth
slight hyperbole, but she reveled in the role
(she seemed perfectly cut out for),
especially with a slender girth
adding a dimension of heat to the hearth
when intimation of colder weather arrived
bundling us kids able, eager,
willing and ready for mirth
jimmying heads, shoulders,
knees and toes with clothes 
clad from Woolworth
from general "five-and-dime" goods
to more specific products like toys,

Happy sixty fourth orbitz to designate your birth,



which as a little girl, you might remember
mother of ours delivered the most fun on Earth
slight hyperbole, but she reveled in the role
(she seemed perfectly cut out for),
especially with a slender girth
adding a dimension of heat to the hearth
when intimation of colder weather arrived
bundling us kids able, eager,
willing and ready for mirth
jimmying heads, shoulders,
knees and toes with clothes 
clad from Woolworth
from general "five-and-dime" goods
to more specific products like toys,

Real Funny Huh (Wry Humour Quips)

When abstaining from food is done in a hurry

FAST A FAST

As part of your mouth appears to spend money on work

PAY LIP SERVICE

A person’s health seemingly  long overdue to put it mildly 

WELL, ABOUT TIME!

Lazy and slovenly Olympic runner not training sufficiently should do this

PUT ON SOME SPEED

Two loving fruits in deep admiration of each other?

YOU ARE THE APPLE OF MY EYE

 

Tectonic Upheaval

Heavy duty seismic coughing wracks my whole body electric leveling all bonafide structures versus a shallow shudder much like an earthquake measured on a Richter Scale, where the former tectonic force shatters my body electric formerly known as mine solidly built structure tearing down to smithereens the once entire complex edifice known as Matthew Scott Harris, whereas the latter temblor merely rattles and hums said lovely bones.

Maleware stikes Matthew...

Scott Harris with a serious,
(albeit invisible) wham
(bam thank you ma'am)

with the equivalent force
of a speeding tram

thus setting in motion a frightful qualm
forcing me to an experience on par
with being a soldier of misfortune in nam

(reliving the horror courtesy fierce battle -
post traumatic stress disorder)

although never in war,
I got a lifetime of battle scars