Ever since the missus...
started binging on Hoarders buried alive, Tubi,
and Steve Wilco Wilkos half the day
away on our ten year old sole soulmate laptop,
a Macbook Pro,
an inexplicable byte size zits
erupted across every square inch of my face
subsequently the husband
thee blithely forgot about
doth rage against the machine,
and now, I feel at the end of my wits
because after nearly
thirty years of wedded bliss,
yours truly finally called our marriage quits