It is not against the law to grope yourself
D.D.T.

Remember yourself
— Gurdjieff
While walking toward housewife wheeling baby
reach down and squeeze your cock,
looking at her casually.
Adjust cock from left side to right
causing half hard-on,
then shift it back.

Wear balls on one side, cock on other.

Tug at crotch of pants as if to free genitals
tangled in underwear.
Give it a good tugging.
Go out without underwear.

Make small tear in bulge of basket
exposing skin.
Sew patch on crudely.

Wear pants of some material
flimsy as the law allows.

Go out with fly unzippered.
Go out with fly half unbuttoned.
Break zipper and fasten with safety pin.
Rip crotch and sew with large jagged stitches.

While talking with friends
unzip fly, lower pants, and arrange shirt tails.

Ask policeman for directions
and while he's telling you
give yourself a feel.

Walk loosely
to give yourself as much stimulation as you can.
Let it all move.
Be there.