Fit the Sixth Hunting of the Snark
The Barrister's Dream 
They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care;
They pursued it with forks and hope; 
They threatened its life with a railway-share; 
They charmed it with smiles and soap. 
But the Barrister, weary of proving in vain
That the Beaver's lace-making was wrong, 
Fell asleep, and in dreams saw the creature quite plain
That his fancy had dwelt on so long. 
He dreamed that he stood in a shadowy Court, 
Where the Snark, with a glass in its eye, 
Dressed in gown, bands, and wig, was defending a pig