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Lesbia

When Lesbia first I saw so heavn'ly Fair,
With Eyes so bright, and with that awful Air,
I thought my Heart, which durst so high aspire,
As bold as his, who snatch'd Celestial Fire.
But soon as e'er the beauteous Idiot spoke,
Forth from her Coral Lips such Folly broke,
Like Balm the trickling Nonsense heal'd my Wound,
And what her Eyes enthral'd, her Tongue unbound.

Upon Jack and Jill: Epigram

When Jill complains to Jack for want of meat,
Jack kisses Jill, and bids her freely eat.
Jill says, "Of what?' Says Jack, "On that sweet kiss,
Which full of nectar and ambrosia is,
The food of poets.' "So I thought,' says Jill.
"That makes them look so lank, so ghost-like still.
Let poets feed on air, or what they will;
Let me feed full, till that I fart', says Jill.

The Queen Bee

When I was in the garden,
I saw a great Queen Bee;
She was the very largest one
That I did ever see.
She wore a shiny helmet
And a lovely velvet gown,
But I was rather sad, because
She didn't wear a crown.