(Gluteus Maximus King)
Juiced in time
for the world's end
a dazzling, cackling, send
ding bewitching Halloween fiend -
dish season awaits -
boasting prolonged
star performer re: vampire weekend
with gust appearance by Dreck
Yule La, butta,
ghosted and tend
did by Casper
(Weinberger), the friend
lee apparition, he
app hears as
eye hen gee, spooky gerund,
especially within Dobby
sized ears bigly seen
portraying a devilish mien
when many a red October
gone, sans green
ooze spilt by roto
rooter emptying intestine
or colon sparkling clean,
I wrote this keen
probing while rambling within Abilene
Texas chainsaw massacre mean
bloody graveyard scene
midnight hour flit deign
to and fro, hither and yon
with his Nubian queen.
Ask any devotee of above
poetic titled named gastroenterologist
officious military kapellmeister
particularly favoring wind ensemble
licensed cheeky knuckler,
n’er kissed gluteus maximus –
he soldiered thru med school
despite getting pooped out
rigorous regimen now he knows
irritable bowels of human
excretory system, which iz
alimentary and familiar flickr ring
sleight of hand linkedin quicken
wrist zooms into grab bag
of medicinal tricks - mimics
waving magic wand bitta bang
prestidigitation abracadabra of
anal scope brings – dang
gustatory scenic aerated holy smoker
of a rectum, a waste land fang
less, but the seat of dingle
berries sometimes hang
whence undergoing this
behind the scenes procedure
where smelly silent sonnets
from sphincter sprang
most times flatulence
relieved in private place
but, post op - probe ass boss
aerates sterile space
scrutinizes patient living long,
or departing from human race,
rearing specialist unheralded doctor
relieves anguish without a trace
which gratitude spurred crappy
attempt to compose verse
to express appreciation clean bill
of health and dis purse
anticipatory anxiety, this pooper
trooper endured with pseudo “nurse.”
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