The handsome man with the elegant nose
Married the girl with the twisted toes
And absolutely nobody knows
What genetical twist
What quirk of fate
But all will insist
’Tis sad to relate
That though their child had a slender foot and
the straightest of beautiful toes,
There was stuck on her face a huge, bent, ugly,
ponderous, pendulous, stark, stegosaurian nose!
By Geoff Patrick
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