by Nicola

The handsome man with the elegant nose
Married the girl with the twisted toes
      And absolutely nobody knows
      What genetical twist
      What quirk of fate
      But all will insist
     ’Tis sad to relate
That though  their child had a slender foot and
   the straightest of beautiful toes,
There was stuck on her face a huge, bent, ugly,
ponderous, pendulous, stark, stegosaurian nose!

By Geoff Patrick



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