Like trying to squeeze an elephant
into a phonebooth he complains...

That's easy his friend says,
just hire an industrial mincer,
and then - voila! the whole job's done
a few hours later.

Like trying to fit the world's population
onto the Isle of Wight he sighs...

His friend comes up with a plan -
a couple of atom bombs and everyone
reduced to a warm and faintly glowing dust
piled up on the island.

Give me a few weeks his friend says!
He takes his moving problems elsewhere.

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