Paints the White House gunmetal gray.
Appoints R2-D2 Secretary of State.
Makes it a Federal Offense
to kick a vending machine.
Launches a campaign to change
Old Glory from stars and stripes
to microchips and wires.
Declares WD-40 a National Treasure
Names a computer program
United States Poet Laureate.
Forces Congress to sit bolt upright.
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Appeared in Asimov's SF Magazine
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